Dumb Blondes

Can you believe that even Wikipedia has an entry on DUMB BLONDES?

Wikipedia says...
The dumb blonde is a popular-culture stereotype applied to blonde-haired women. The archetypical "dumb blonde", while viewed as attractive and popular, has been criticised as lacking in both common street-sense and academic intelligence, often to a comedic level. The dumb blonde stereotype is frequently used in the popular blonde jokes.

To further illustrate this. . .

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"


And for something more localised. . .
(meaning it really happened)

Scenario: Chemistry lecture. We were doing some super tough calculations questions and our lecturer was helping us out when suddenly...

Dumb Blonde: Teacher ah, (with Manglish) why the questions all so hard one, ah?

Lecturer: This is not SPM anymore. This is A-Levels.

Dumb Blonde: Teacher ah, during the test right, um, we must think ourselves ah?

*Andrea faints*

Lecuturer: *looks confused* Erm, yes.

Dumb blonde: Then, during exam right, ah..., if our blain no clue, right, we die lah?

*whole class faints*