Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
Ross : I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler : Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
Joey : I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler : You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone ] could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
Monica: [to Rachel] Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.
Monica: Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: I'm not macho.
Monica: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
Ross : I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler : Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
Joey : I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler : You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Monica: Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Monica: [on the phone ] could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
Monica: [to Rachel] Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
Monica: That is the unusual activity.
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.
Monica: Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be so macho all the time.
Chandler: I'm not macho.
Monica: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.
Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
4 comments:
I love friends toooo!!!
Phoebe is TEH ORIGINAL BIMBO!
=P
lol. where did you get the lines from???? u sit and listen and type ka
no no they have sites for this stuff.
yesterday bored so looked for 'em =D
doesn't it make you miss them... sighs~
haha I had a Friends marathon post-Spm.
Watched from season 1 to season 9.
My brain was very numb after that.
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